Archive for the ‘Rant’ Category

Carlos Santana is completely and totally and miserably irrelevant.
I had the misfortune of flipping on Vh1 this morning and being exposed to the aural disaster that is Into The Night by Carlos Santana, featuring none other than Chad Kroeger from Nickelback.
Now Carlos Santana used to be a special man. He used to turn out [...]

So this is Christmas?

21, Dec 2007

I guess I didn’t get the memo.
What an unusual year it’s been. Sometimes extraordinary, other times remarkably underwhelming.
I am recommending Pearl Jam’s Live on Two Legs. Dig it.
Go see live music.
Happy holidays, everyone.

Hey Ladies!

12, Dec 2007

Yes, ladies. You.
Should Mike Huckabee be elected President, look me up. Not only am I a soon-to-be degreed single male of shorter-than-average height, with thicker-than-average eyebrows, who possesses at least moderate artistic ability in the arenas of songwriting and photography, but I’ll be the best man to whom you’ll ever “graciously submit.”
Vote.
Vote.
Make your friends vote, [...]

Why on Earth. . .

8, Oct 2007

is Lou Diamond Phillips acting in a musical production of Camelot?
I mean, really. I mentioned earlier that John Leguizamo might be the most obnoxious “entertainer” today (though I was promptly corrected with Larry the Cable Guy). Well Lou Diamond Phillips might be the most irrelevant “entertainer” today. I don’t even know why I know who [...]

Some people, they say, can’t see the forest for the trees.
Lately, I haven’t seen the trees for the power lines.
And the power lines have me in a rigid state of maddening writer’s block. So here’s me trying to break it with (likely highly edited by its eventual posting) stream-of-consciousness writing/ranting/whatever.
So these power lines. [...]

Eddie Money

25, Jun 2007

First things first. Eddie Money was the purveyor of multiple glorious pop hits from the late 70’s through the early 90’s. God Bless ya Eddie, for keeping it so real and showing (in your name no less!) that you were fully about the bread, even in the 80’s when said skrilla was not [...]

I realized just now yet another reason college is totally, absolutely nothing like what we’ll experience in the real world.
Check it out: My peers sleep until 2:00 PM or later on an almost daily basis. Their advisers tell them not to schedule morning classes. Now I ask you, readers of the [...]

Sleep remix

5, Jun 2007

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Apparently there is such a thing as too much sleep. Last night, I was dead, beat tired at 10:00 and sacked out. I slept pretty much all the way through the night, except for the short occasion I woke up convinced someone else was in my bed. Obviously, the three-quarters [...]

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Listen, as a life-long Atlanta Braves fan, I’m obligated to root for anyone who gives the New York Yankees any variety of Hell. So, in general, I support most everything the Boston Red Sox do.
Fact 1: The 2004 ALCS was one of, if not the most exciting occurence in sports [...]

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Annnnnd so last night I took my new camera around campus. The weather was incredible, and I felt great. I took around two-hundred pictures, and it turns out, I totally and absolutely suck at focusing a lens. Few times in my existence have I been so frustrated as I am [...]


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